Miserable Monday

• Tobacco Companies
• Cold Egg McMuffins
• Weighing yourself ten times a day
• Feeling compelled to visit your sick friends in the hospital
• Poorly attended revolutions
• People who think The Waste Land is a poem about New Jersey.
• Calvin Coolidge
• Priests who mispronounce the name of the deceased
• Out-of-service elevators
• Drum sets that consist of a single bucket
• Futile scratching
• Running the wrong way during a fire
• The difference between listening and hearing
  
• Human smugglers
• Frighteningly efficient people
• Wrong turns
• People who view MySpace as a creative outlet
• Legally Blonde the musical