Wanted: Life Coach

Would anyone like to come in and make decisions for me? Like, life-changing decisions?

I would like someone who could do a lot of research, give me a bangin' presentation and tell me what my options are and what path I should choose.

Thanks.

Question for the day...

Does anyone else feel this way?

When you would like time to hurry up to seems to drag on and on, but when you want it to slow down, you can't seem to catch up.

Ugh.