Miserable Monday

• Parents who give their kids cash prizes for weight loss
• Siblings who are cuter than you are
• Celebrity meltdowns
• Things that go bump in the night
• Erik Prince, CEO of Blackwater
• Getting screened at airports because you share a name with a known terrorist
• A sea of tears
• Getting pulled over for driving too slow
• Ketamine
• Once famous bands that now play state fairs
• The Cretaceous-Tertiary Meteorite that may have wiped out the dinosaurs
• Wildebeests
• Too much information
• Weapons of mass destruction
• Unfathomable darkness
• Happiness