- Pigeon droppings on city sidewalks
- The magazine selection in doctors' office
- Thin eyelashes
- IVs that won't go in
- Stripped screws
- Leaky paint sprayers
- Picking up someone at the airport after midnight
- Getting an eye infection from old mascara
- Flat soda
- Spilling tomato juice on a white carpet
- Numbness after Novocain
- The amount of packaging involved in frozen dinners
- Forgetting the time difference and calling your grandmother after 11:00 pm
- Plastic furniture
- Having to make your own birthday cake
- Your house getting appraised at much less than you thought it was worth
- Bra straps that dig into your shoulders
- Raccoons eating all the koi in your koi pond
- Combs with broken teeth
- Dry, crusty elbows
- Forgetting the emergency brake on a steep hill
Monday, September 21
Miserable Monday
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Miserable Monday
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3 comments:
OMG! These are great! :)
I hope you just laugh and laugh while you are writing these, because they.are.hilarious.
Hi--love! your blog. My favorite is having to make your own cake, haha so sad, and picking up someone after midnight(and praying that you won't get pulled over in your pjs).
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