- Tobacco Companies
- Cold Egg McMuffins
- Weighing yourself ten times a day
- Feeling compelled to visit your sick friends in the hospital
- Poorly attended revolutions
- People who think The Waste Land is a poem about New Jersey.
- Calvin Coolidge
- Priests who mispronounce the name of the deceased
- Out-of-service elevators
- Drum sets that consist of a single bucket
- Futile scratching
- Running the wrong way during a fire
- The difference between listening and hearing
- Human smugglers
- Frighteningly efficient people
- Wrong turns
- People who view MySpace as a creative outlet
- Legally Blonde the musical
5 comments:
"running the wrong way during a fire...?"
yeah, that would make me miserable. Hhahahah - love these!
I love NJ!!! xoxo
SC
I laughed out loud about that Wasted Land poem. You always have the best, {or should I say worst?} lists!
I LOVED Legally Blonde the musical!!
I am with you on the human smugglers and tobacco companies!!
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