Miserable Monday

• Cat People
• Ordering Take-out, yet again
• Step-grandparents
• Weekly meetings with the principal at your child's school
• Trying to entertain hungry small children for hours
• Hands stuck in the cookie jar
• Chewing gum in hair
• Running out of diapers
• Stabbing yourself with your corsage
• Owls with insomnia
• Surfers eaten by sharks
• Companies that discontinue the pensions of loyal workers
• Dating someone who brings out the worst in you
• Action movies that try to be politically relevant
  
• People on whom college is wasted