Miserable Monday

• The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire
• Losing your iPod
• Non-recreational use of handcuffs
• drinks with algae
• antigone
• existential despair
• financial planning
• zombies
• conspiracies
  
• conspiracy theories
• television executives
• tests
• bones
• dogs wearing too many ruffles
• women wearing too many ruffles
  
• red tape
• pet hair
• lost milk carton tops
• football players with necks the size of most people's thighs
• willful ignorance
• over cooked vegetables
• the self-conscious use of literary devices
• watching other men hit on your wife
• people who speak in codes you don't understand
• arachnophobia
  
• rainbow parties
• the nail polish odor associated with diabetes
  
• old cars that break down all the time