Monday, July 13

Ok, so I hope you all have a sense of humor about this...

A while back I came across this book called 11,002 things to be miserable about. It's hilarious. These writers must have just sat around forever thinking of things to put in this book. They describe their book as "a much-needed antidote to our culture of raging optimism-greeting cards, self-help books, and all the other ineffective ways we try to make ourselves feel better about existence."

So without further adieu, I bring to you, Miserable Mondays. B/c who really likes Mondays anyway?

  • Logging
  • Legal Fees
  • Ex-best friends
  • Unmarked Police Cars
  • Downed power lines
  • Personal injury lawyers
  • Magazines that speculate incessantly over which celebrities are pregnant
  • The Secret
  • Not knowing the secret
  • Blemishes
  • Sitting on a bee
  • Late night subway service charges
  • Stuttering
  • Shredder
  • Not having any money
  • Eating too much cotton candy
  • Feeling guilty about not riding your bike to work
  • The cost of car insurance
  • Getting a worm in your apple
  • Pleather
  • Bunions
  • Strikes
  • Outs
  • Baby squirrels that fall out of trees and die
  • Carsickness
  • Mice in restaurant kitchens
  • Howling dogs
  • Howling babies
  • Pamela Anderson
And there you have it! The first week of Miserable Mondays! Enjoy!



Jordan said...

Carsickness - definitely MISERABLE!

Amy Lynn said...

I second what Jordan said... and add seasickness!!! EWWW!

Lindsay said...

Haha that's so funny and unique! I have to agree with unmarked police cars!!

Wila (aka Ali) said...

That was simultaneously hilarious and depressing! :-) Thanks for sharing.

Sunshinemeg said...

"Baby squirrels?!" Hahaha, LMAO. This was a great read today. Thanks for sharing. Do it again sometime!

Seersucker Scrapper said...

Too funny!! Thanks for sharing!

Beantown Prepster said...

You had me at "Baby squirrels"... LOVE it.

BRD said...

Ha! I love this! My favorite is "Feeling guilty about not riding your bike to work". I totally feel that...even though I don't have a bike and have not ridden one in years. This is so funny! Thanks for sharing!

--DC Prep

Katherine said...

lol i laughed out loud at the "baby squirrels that fall out of trees and die." hahaha yea, that is pretty miserable.

Kiki said...

I'm adding annoying ringtones that are an entire song long, using my conditioner first, by mistake, and being late everywhere I go!!!

Love Miserable Monday's!!!