Ok, so I hope you all have a sense of humor about this...

A while back I came across this book called 11,002 things to be miserable about. It's hilarious. These writers must have just sat around forever thinking of things to put in this book. They describe their book as "a much-needed antidote to our culture of raging optimism-greeting cards, self-help books, and all the other ineffective ways we try to make ourselves feel better about existence."

So without further adieu, I bring to you, Miserable Mondays. B/c who really likes Mondays anyway?

• Logging
• Legal Fees
• Ex-best friends
• Unmarked Police Cars
• Downed power lines
• Personal injury lawyers
• Magazines that speculate incessantly over which celebrities are pregnant
• The Secret
• Not knowing the secret
• Blemishes
• Sitting on a bee
• Late night subway service charges
• Stuttering
• Shredder
• Not having any money
• Eating too much cotton candy
• Feeling guilty about not riding your bike to work
• The cost of car insurance
• Getting a worm in your apple
• Pleather
• Bunions
• Strikes
• Outs
• Baby squirrels that fall out of trees and die
• Carsickness
• Mice in restaurant kitchens
• Howling dogs
• Howling babies
• Pamela Anderson

And there you have it! The first week of Miserable Mondays! Enjoy!