Monday, July 27

Miserable Monday

  • the "annexation" of Texas
  • the fact that the rise of serial killers coincided with the rise of highways
  • running out of stamps when you need to mail something
  • getting dumped via email
  • the recent works of Augusten Burroughs
  • knowing when your friend from second grade goes to the grocery store, thanks to my facebook status updates
  • the sound of nails on a chalkboard
  • "artesian spring water" that actually comes from a tap
  • children whose parents don't pay attention to them
  • children whose parents pay too much attention to them
  • apples stuffed with razor blades
  • weevils
  • brothers who fought on opposite sides during the Civil War
  • choosing the lesser of two evils
  • choosing the greater of two evils
  • people who are more capable than you
  • getting a bad hand of cards
  • your lack of artistic ability
  • women with enormous engagement rings
  • getting injured in the middle of a marathon you've been training for all year
  • rocksteady and bebop



Sunshinemeg said...

Hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh.

Kelly said...

dang....this list made my monday better since i'm going through none of those things/found most of them interesting.

what a great thing to do for mondays!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

Great post. Makes you think.

Kiki said...

AS usual this list makes for an awesome Monday!!