Miserable Monday

• the "annexation" of Texas
• the fact that the rise of serial killers coincided with the rise of highways
• running out of stamps when you need to mail something
• getting dumped via email
• the recent works of Augusten Burroughs
  
• knowing when your friend from second grade goes to the grocery store, thanks to my facebook status updates
• the sound of nails on a chalkboard
• "artesian spring water" that actually comes from a tap
• children whose parents don't pay attention to them
• children whose parents pay too much attention to them
• apples stuffed with razor blades
• weevils
• brothers who fought on opposite sides during the Civil War
• choosing the lesser of two evils
• choosing the greater of two evils
• people who are more capable than you
• getting a bad hand of cards
• your lack of artistic ability
• women with enormous engagement rings
• getting injured in the middle of a marathon you've been training for all year
• rocksteady and bebop