Monday, September 7

Miserable Monday

  • Not being sure whose foot you're touching under the table
  • Baboon attacks
  • Dusty closets
  • Flesh-eating plants
  • Double-Edged Swords
  • Sharing a bathroom with people who never clean it
  • Spending more hours a week with your coworkers instead of your spouse
  • Wolves in sheep's clothing
  • Partitioned kingdoms
  • Running into your teacher while either or both of you are drunk
  • Hopes crushed with a single word
  • Being asked what took you so long in the bathroom
  • The smell of other people's popcorn
  • Parents who consider their children a source of unpaid labor
  • Relationships that begin in closets and end in court
  • Movies referred to as "the comedy event of the season"
  • Sporks
  • Computers from the '80s
  • Teachers who try to be friends with their students


~Mrs. Guru~ said...

Love it!

Sunshinemeg said...

Haha, Monday is not so miserable this week with a day off! Love these posts though.

sarah said...

There is nothing miserable about sporks!

Heather said...

This made me laugh! Right there with ya, just found your blog and love reading! You are so cute!