Miserable Monday

• Pigeon droppings on city sidewalks
• The magazine selection in doctors' office
• Thin eyelashes
• IVs that won't go in
• Stripped screws
• Leaky paint sprayers
• Picking up someone at the airport after midnight
• Getting an eye infection from old mascara
• Flat soda
• Spilling tomato juice on a white carpet
• Numbness after Novocain
  
• The amount of packaging involved in frozen dinners
• Forgetting the time difference and calling your grandmother after 11:00 pm
• Plastic furniture
• Having to make your own birthday cake
• Your house getting appraised at much less than you thought it was worth
• Bra straps that dig into your shoulders
• Raccoons eating all the koi in your koi pond
• Combs with broken teeth
• Dry, crusty elbows
• Forgetting the emergency brake on a steep hill