Monday, September 21

Miserable Monday


  • Pigeon droppings on city sidewalks
  • The magazine selection in doctors' office
  • Thin eyelashes
  • IVs that won't go in
  • Stripped screws
  • Leaky paint sprayers
  • Picking up someone at the airport after midnight
  • Getting an eye infection from old mascara
  • Flat soda
  • Spilling tomato juice on a white carpet
  • Numbness after Novocain
  • The amount of packaging involved in frozen dinners
  • Forgetting the time difference and calling your grandmother after 11:00 pm
  • Plastic furniture
  • Having to make your own birthday cake
  • Your house getting appraised at much less than you thought it was worth
  • Bra straps that dig into your shoulders
  • Raccoons eating all the koi in your koi pond
  • Combs with broken teeth
  • Dry, crusty elbows
  • Forgetting the emergency brake on a steep hill
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3 comments:

Ink Obsession Designs said...

OMG! These are great! :)

Jane said...

I hope you just laugh and laugh while you are writing these, because they.are.hilarious.

nauticalandsouthern said...

Hi--love! your blog. My favorite is having to make your own cake, haha so sad, and picking up someone after midnight(and praying that you won't get pulled over in your pjs).