Miserable Monday

• Awkwardly rhymed verse
• Health foods that make you fart
• Essays with puns in the title
• Not knowing which counter cultural movement is chic right now
• People who try to "play" champagne flutes
• A spelling system completely at odds with modern pronunciation
• Tropical diseases
• Misuse of the semicolon
• Countries with currency more colorful than ours
• Immigrants who speak better language than you do
• Having the wrong limb amputated
  
• The world's richest men ignoring the poverty around them
• When your favorite ban's concert gets rained out
• Noisy crickets
• Banks & post offices who are only open when everyone is at work