Monday, October 12

Miserable Monday

  • Awkwardly rhymed verse
  • Health foods that make you fart
  • Essays with puns in the title
  • Not knowing which counter cultural movement is chic right now
  • People who try to "play" champagne flutes
  • A spelling system completely at odds with modern pronunciation
  • Tropical diseases
  • Misuse of the semicolon
  • Countries with currency more colorful than ours
  • Immigrants who speak better language than you do
  • Having the wrong limb amputated
  • The world's richest men ignoring the poverty around them
  • When your favorite ban's concert gets rained out
  • Noisy crickets
  • Banks & post offices who are only open when everyone is at work


Adorably Distracted... said...

Totally agree on the last one!

Vineyard Vogue said...

LOL really funny!

I found all 5 pairs at American Eagle, actually! The Artist Jean is a great cut (I have 4 pairs!). Good luck! I think you'll find some that you like!

Sunshinemeg said...

I was going along the list, loving it as always and then one made me stop dead in my tracks...

"Having the wrong limb amputated"

There are no words. HAAHAHAH

Piper Jacquelyn said...

Health foods that make you fart, ahahahahahaahaa! So true.

Have a great week!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

once....many years ago....britneys concert was rainded out...and i kinda am still upset about it.


Britney. Spears. Rained out. SO SAD.

Tracy-Girl said...

This is so funny!!