Monday, October 19

Miserable Monday

  • Tobacco Companies
  • Cold Egg McMuffins
  • Weighing yourself ten times a day
  • Feeling compelled to visit your sick friends in the hospital
  • Poorly attended revolutions
  • People who think The Waste Land is a poem about New Jersey.
  • Calvin Coolidge
  • Priests who mispronounce the name of the deceased
  • Out-of-service elevators
  • Drum sets that consist of a single bucket
  • Futile scratching
  • Running the wrong way during a fire
  • The difference between listening and hearing
  • Human smugglers
  • Frighteningly efficient people
  • Wrong turns
  • People who view MySpace as a creative outlet
  • Legally Blonde the musical


Sunshinemeg said...

"running the wrong way during a fire...?"

yeah, that would make me miserable. Hhahahah - love these!

Beth Dunn said...

I love NJ!!! xoxo


Jane said...

I laughed out loud about that Wasted Land poem. You always have the best, {or should I say worst?} lists!

Suzanne said...

I LOVED Legally Blonde the musical!!

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...

I am with you on the human smugglers and tobacco companies!!