Monday, October 5

Miserable Monday

  • Cognitive dissonance
  • White subtitles in black-and-white movies
  • ATM transaction fees
  • Not having peripheral vision while wearing glasses
  • Attractive people who wear baggy clothes
  • Having to read Old English poems in the original
  • Impenetrable academic writing supported by large grants
  • Recent Woody Allen films
  • The difficulty of owning a restaurant
  • People who get everything handed to them on a silver platter
  • Your global multimedia empire's lackluster profits this quarter
  • Wi-Fi hot spots that are actually cold
  • The Victorian novel
  • Sentences that begin with "When I was your age..."
  • Gun-toting psychopaths, especially when they run countries
  • Children who grow up to be a stupid as their parents


Prissy Southern Prep said...

This list cracks me up! Have a good day girl!

The Wife said...

How about being a teacher and seeing how true the saying, "The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree".