Miserable Monday

• Cognitive dissonance
• White subtitles in black-and-white movies
• ATM transaction fees
• Not having peripheral vision while wearing glasses
• Attractive people who wear baggy clothes
• Having to read Old English poems in the original
• Impenetrable academic writing supported by large grants
• Recent Woody Allen films
• The difficulty of owning a restaurant
• People who get everything handed to them on a silver platter
• Your global multimedia empire's lackluster profits this quarter
• Wi-Fi hot spots that are actually cold
• The Victorian novel
• Sentences that begin with "When I was your age..."
• Gun-toting psychopaths, especially when they run countries
  
• Children who grow up to be a stupid as their parents