Miserable Monday

• Wishing your shoes were Italian
• Wishing you were Italian
• Listening to love songs when your heart's broken
• Having the wrong answer
• Tennis Elbow
• People with annoying laughs
• Not knowing the future
• Paying a lot of money to go to a psychic and still not know the future
• Wolves hunted from airplanes
• Married men who don't wear their wedding bands
• Fake flowers on gravestones
• Getting your car stolen
• Overhead projectors
• Forgetting your password
• Liverwurst
• Worn gray carpeting
• Gum stuck under your desk
• Microphones that don't work
• Third Husbands
• The draft riots
• Babies who stick their fingers in electrical sockets
• Fluorescent lighting
• Printers breaking late at night
• Toilet humor
• Soundtracks
• Inactivity