Monday, August 3

Miserable Monday

  • Wishing your shoes were Italian
  • Wishing you were Italian
  • Listening to love songs when your heart's broken
  • Having the wrong answer
  • Tennis Elbow
  • People with annoying laughs
  • Not knowing the future
  • Paying a lot of money to go to a psychic and still not know the future
  • Wolves hunted from airplanes
  • Married men who don't wear their wedding bands
  • Fake flowers on gravestones
  • Getting your car stolen
  • Overhead projectors
  • Forgetting your password
  • Liverwurst
  • Worn gray carpeting
  • Gum stuck under your desk
  • Microphones that don't work
  • Third Husbands
  • The draft riots
  • Babies who stick their fingers in electrical sockets
  • Fluorescent lighting
  • Printers breaking late at night
  • Toilet humor
  • Soundtracks
  • Inactivity

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