Monday, August 24

Miserable Monday

  • Being on the chopping block
  • Damp underarms
  • Dull razor blades
  • Kids who would rather play guitar hero than learn to play guitar
  • Water moccasins
  • Private clubs
  • Blackheads
  • Whiteheads
  • Xanadu
  • Lost Dog posters
  • The clutch of greed
  • Failed utopias
  • Hair metal
  • Dolphins-the only animals besides humans that commit suicide
  • Houses decorated with somber portraits of dead ancestors
  • Exchanges of sentence fragments that pass for conversation
  • Being trapped in a sewer
  • Learning what your employees really think of you
  • Disliking people who witness your humiliation
  • Being addressed as "ma'am"
  • When your parent is your teacher



Liana said...

hope the week gets better from here on!

Whitney said...

Love the 4th one!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

Love them all!

Rena said...

My Miserable Monday...

Lindsay staying in VA.

Tracy-Girl said...

my goodness... hopefully you have a better tuesday, girl!