Monday, August 17

Miserable Monday

  • Returning from a long war to find your wife besieged by suitors
  • Snarling toddlers
  • Invalids who look grateful when spoken to
  • Writers who don't waste time reading
  • The death of haberdashery as an apprenticed craft
  • The Village of Tiger Widows, full of women whose husbands were killed by tigers
  • Comic book conventions
  • The marriage prospects of 18th-century British peasants
  • Heterosexual Flight Attendants
  • Being your husbands secretary
  • Chaucer's use of meter
  • Weekly breakfast dates with elderly women
  • Critics who delight in savagely cruel reviews
  • Artistic impulses exhausted by marriage
  • Adults who ask the waiter which dish is the yummiest
  • The lack of fact-checkers for the Bible
  • Vacations within a mile radius of home
  • Missing key body parts


Sunshinemeg said...

Missing key body parts?! WTF? Hhahha, made Monday a teeny tiny part better. Thanks!

sarah said...

I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this...

"Returning from a long war to find your wife besieged by suitors"

Piper Jacquelyn said...

I love your miserable Monday lists. They are DEAD on!