Miserable Monday

• When your roommates throw each other birthday parties and don't throw one for you
• Hearing ambulance sirens during your wedding
• Adult cartoons
• Babies with milk allergies
• Wanting kids when your husband doesn't
• Wanting kids when your wife doesn't
• Being the last one with your family's name
• Getting stung by a jellyfish
• Animals with jars stuck on their heads
• Being cross-eyed
• Walking into a spiderweb
• Accidents with electric drills
• Trying to get a table at a hot new restaurant
  
• Being told you can't do something
• Having to change your name because you're being stalked
• Margaret Seltzer, who wrote a memoir about LA gang life that turned out to be fictional
• Peeling post-sunburn
• Trying to find a new tenant
• Oxybenzone- a potentially toxic ingredient in sunscreen