Miserable Monday

• Rich people who emphasize their upper middle class roots
• The English Sweating Sickness, which swept Europe between 1485-1552
• The many many people you could never be happy with
• When your toddler pours apple juice on your laptop because "it looked thirsty"
• Gnats in a tornado
• Xanax
• People paid to wear a giant hot dog suit and dance suggestively
• People whose job is to pass out fliers on the street in the summer
• Garbage Barges
• Cloth diapers
• Celebrities who are disappointingly short in person
• Cleaners of gas station urinals
• Parents who consider their child's screaming tantrums as adorable
  
• Songs with one chord, played very loudly
• People who hate things they've never tried