Monday, November 9

Miserable Monday

  • Smirks
  • Getting caught charging personal items to the corporate expense account
  • Hair that doesn't respond to combing
  • Expensive medical tests that show nothing
  • Diamonds that aren't forever
  • Not daring to say what you think
  • Kathie Lee Gifford
  • Having your parents drive you to prom
  • Hematomas
  • People who skim books and then discuss them
  • Not realizing when someone's talking to you
  • Whiplash from bumper cars
  • Not knowing when to quit
  • Invented statistics in advertisements
  • Arguments that last decades
  • Wanting to be someone else
  • Major life decisions based on the needs of pets
  • Forgetting dessert


Jacqueline Smith said...

i've def had one of these days.

Jane said...

Kathie Lee Gifford? Enough said.