Monday, November 30

Miserable Monday

  • Cafeteria workers
  • Corporate yoga
  • Moms who tells one kid they're cuter than the other
  • Gondoliers who can't swim
  • Gondoliers who are tone deaf
  • Being the only child whose picture is not on your parents' refrigerator
  • Naps at the bar
  • Yoga teachers with harsh, unsoothing voices
  • Brain surgeries in which you have to remain conscious
  • Pocket protectors
  • Fashionable cracks in restaurant walls
  • Breaking into a car and realizing you can't drive a stick
  • Screams
  • Eating leftovers at every meal
  • Prescription drugs that differ from generics only in their price
  • Having a phone number that is almost identical to an escort service
  • Getting stuck in traffic on your anniversary
  • Computer with opinions about politics
  • Funeral home employees who say: "Thank you, come again."
  • The demolition of beautiful old buildings

1 comment:

Jane said...

I've almost dozed off in a bar once. It was in fact, miserable!