Monday, November 16

Miserable Monday

  • Employees who make more photocopies than decisions
  • Hannibal Lecter
  • Shorts in catherals
  • Drooling while yawning
  • Large families in tacky matching shirts
  • Countries where voting for a particular candidate exponentially increases your chance of death
  • Patented colors
  • Novels advertised on buses
  • Heartworm
  • Ruptured spleens
  • Idiots with a bully pulpit
  • Blight
  • Job applicants who are convicted felons
  • Cold grits
  • Incompetent children who inherit their parents' business
  • People who think Under Armor is bulletproof

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