Miserable Monday
- Employees who make more photocopies than decisions
- Hannibal Lecter
- Shorts in catherals
- Drooling while yawning
- Large families in tacky matching shirts
- Countries where voting for a particular candidate exponentially increases your chance of death
- Patented colors
- Novels advertised on buses
- Heartworm
- Ruptured spleens
- Idiots with a bully pulpit
- Blight
- Job applicants who are convicted felons
- Cold grits
- Incompetent children who inherit their parents' business
- People who think Under Armor is bulletproof
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