Miserable Monday

• Replying to a question that wasn't asked
• Replying in the wrong language
• Not realizing you were on speaker phone
• The last day of vacation
• Mortuary school
• Trying to convey your life story in a few paragraphs
• Trying to sound excited about your friends' lives
• Trying to make your job sound sexy, impressive and dangerous
• Looking around you
• Trying to feel sexy in long underwear
• Gratuitous high fives
• Umbrellas inverted by strong winds
• The words "please hang up and try again"
• Crooked bangs
• Flimsy plastic long chairs
• Wheelbarrows with flat tires
• Being told to expand your skill set